Post by SideStrike on Mar 21, 2006 13:55:18 GMT -5
[glow=black,2,300]BTVS THE NEXT GENERATION! BUFFY FIGURE SHOW![/glow]
Episode 4 [glow=gold,2,300]Back To Basics[/glow]
Episode 4 [glow=gold,2,300]Back To Basics[/glow]
Buffy The Next Generation is BACK! I'd like to give a personal thanks to all my fans that read this. You are why I bring you episodes!
Anya: MmMMmm
Tara: Anya can you please help us out here? Get rid of the burger!
Anya: I dont like how they just throw it together, it gets all sloppy... But it wont matter if it's in my stomach!
Buffy: If Willow succeeds with this spell we might be able to get passed this gate
Tara: But we don't even know if that box has what we need for... you know
Buffy: We can try... Otherwise we may never get
Willow: BUFFY!!!
Suddenly it gets completely dark and a gust of wind blows everyone about. Until finally a burst of ethereal light exudes from her body
Willow begins to speak in latin OSIRIS!!
Osiris: I've heard your cry of ergency! And I've already told you, bring me the Oxysphere and then we will talk!
Osiris disappeared as a man stepped forward out of the darkness
Guard: What are you girls doing here all by your pretty little selves?
Anya: Looking for the Oxysphere!
Willow: ANYA!
Guard: You little hussies are messing with powers you will never understand.
Buffy: Thats funny, when we are all more powerful then you are
The Guard unexpectedly punches Buffy in the jaw turning her around
He then takes his nightstick and bashes her in the back of the head. He then proceeds to pick her up by the head
Tara whacks the guard in the back of the head with her lead pipe
Barely phasing the guard he grabs tara by the head and shoves her into Anya
Anya: YOUR SMUSHING MY HAMBURGER!!!
Guard: GO HOME!
Buffy does a catwheel ending in a kick to the Guard's face
Holding a knife to his neck
Buffy: Why don't you tell me exactly what you know is behind this gate
Guard: A little girl cannot take on the unKnown
Buffy: Lets stop with the encryptions and cut straight to the chase!
Guard: I wont say a word
Buffy: Considering you just said 5, I believe I can get you talking
They return to the Magic Box with the Guard and chain him to a chair
Giles: So you couldn't get anymore information from Osiris?
Willow: He wouldn't let me even ask him anything. He was just all "Mumble Grumble"
Buffy: In the mean time we can just pump this guy... Lets pretend I didnt just say that
Buffy: If your not going to voluntarily talk... I'll just have to make you talk
Buffy holds the Hunga Munga to the Guard's throatBuffy: You know this is REALLY sharp and I just happened to slip... it might just slit your throat
She forces the blade against his throat harder
She torture's him, but he still doesnt squeel
Buffy: Maybe he really wont talk
Anya: IM GOING TO CUT YOU LIKE A FISH AND LET BUNNIES EAT YOU IF YOU DON'T TELL US WHAT WE NEED TO KNOW!
Guard: Your weak and helpless and IT will kill you all
Buffy: What do you keep rambling about?
Buffy kicks him in the head knocking hom over in the chair
Throws him on the table wrapping the chains around his neck
Buffy: YOUR GOING TO TELL ME WHAT YOUR GUARDING BEHIND THAT GATE!
Guard: IM GUARDING THE BOX OF YORESTI
Buffy: And you're going to take me to this box!