Interview #32: Firecracker in the Hot Seat!!

[The Second Evil]

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After an overwhelming successful hot seat with AngelAficionardo, I thought I’d try and match the success by letting his partner in crime have a spin – Firecracker!

Firecracker (aka. Jared) has a profound presence on the forum. Outspoken and hilarious, he certainly has a lot attitude. The kind which a lame intro may find hard to describe. I don’t know him too well, I’ll be honest, but he’s the kind of person who would make a good hot seater as he has a good sense of fun and strong opinions.

Jared - enjoy! ;D

Everyone, let's match the enthusiasm from last week

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1) How would you describe yourself in 5 words?

2) Most irritating Buffy character and why?

3) Have you ever kissed a lamp-post? Ever walked into one?

4) Do you know who La Toya Jackson is?

5) You die and are reincarnated as a crayon – what color are you?

6) Which is your favorite Faith figure (upcoming included) and why?

7) What do you think about the current state of Diamond’s figure production?

8) Who would you like to see next in the Hot Seat?

9) How long do you think the forum will last?

10) Which celebrities would you most like to beat over the head with a cricket bat?

[Lauri]

Ever watched Xena?

If so what did you think?

Favourite Buffy episode?

Favourite Angel episode?

Favourite Buffy figure?

Favourite Angel figure?

Ever been to Ireland?

If no would you like to go sometime?

What's your favourite band/singer at the moment?

Which band/singer do you think is WAY overrated?

Why the name firecracker?

What just irritates you?

What do you think of my new banner and icon?

[Sammie]

Why do you love Faith so much?

What do you think about "America's Next Top Model"?

Where do you love to shop?

What's your favorite color? and your least favorite?

How many times a day do you visit the forum?

Xbox or PS2?

Pepsi or Coke?

Favorite ice cream flavor?

Favorite month of the year? and why?

[naturallybuffbuff]

ITS ABOUT EFFING TIME !!


1) What's your favorite kinda juice?

2) Dont you just LOVE Roseanne?

3) Wasnt Carving pumkins fun, yet extremely hard?

4) Are you and Ooma Loompa Loving wangdoodle?

5) Isnt Peter Griffin fucking sexy?

6) Would you do it with Roseanne?

7) Why are you converting me into Firecracker Jr?

8) Isnt Ariel the sexiest biotch ever?

9) Arent you excited because your hot seat started a exactly a week before The Little Mermaid Platinum Edition comes out?

10) Do you ever urinate your pants?

11) Do you ever laugh like Peter Griffen and you dont even know it?

12) Can I have your cat?

13) Have you ever kicked someone in the face?

14) If you could fight like Faith or Beatrix Kiddo, who would you wanna beat up/Kill?

15) Who's your top 5 favorite people in this forum

16) who do you just wanna punch in the face on this forum...ahaha

17) If you try to dodge any questions, I'll spit in your hair.

18) Are you chasing the starlight?

19) Isnt The Nightmare Before Christmas WAY overrated?

20) Favorite food?

21) What's your favorite Color?

22) Do you like the feeling of peeing after you had to go for a long time?

I'll be back with more

[firecracker]

Thanks, Rich!

1) How would you describe yourself in 5 words?
Blunt, eccentric, hyper, oxymoronic, prodigal

2) Most irritating Buffy character and why?
Drusilla. Her accent sounds ridiculous and she's so trite.

3) Have you ever kissed a lamp-post? Ever walked into one?
Kissed, no. Walked into, yes, many times. The most embarassing way to walk into one is while eyeing some hottie.

4) Do you know who La Toya Jackson is?
No. But, apparently, she's a Jackson!

5) You die and are reincarnated as a crayon – what color are you?
"Razzmatazz", bold with a weird-ass name.

6) Which is your favorite Faith figure (upcoming included) and why?
The original MAC Faith. The pose is so fitting and I think it actually think it looks like her, contrary to opinions deeming her as a "tranny".

7) What do you think about the current state of Diamond’s figure production?
There's obviously something wrong. It seems like they think since people buy them, they don't have to put as much work into them anymore, and the result is dwindling quality. What annoys me most is people who sit there and defend DST, and pretend like the figures we're getting are so outstanding.

8) Who would you like to see next in the Hot Seat?
a dusty pile x

9) How long do you think the forum will last?
Who knows, but if DST doesn't shape up soon, people will start to become disinterested and ditch the forum probably.

10) Which celebrities would you most like to beat over the head with a cricket bat?
So many. Vin Diesel, Daniel Ratcliffe, Alyssa Milano, Ann Coulter...the list goes on.

[firecracker]

warriorprince's questions

Ever watched Xena?
Yeah, I actually used to watch it when I was little! I thought she was the shit, til I found Buffy.

If so what did you think?
It was very dramatic and cartoony. My stepsister and I would always do Xena's battlecry, and then laugh about it. There was this one episode that I remember, in which some crazy Illyria-like lady did this head-jerking thing, and we'd do that too and laugh so hard, tears would come out. Xena seems kind of lame now, but she wil alwayz hold a speshul playce in muh hart.

Favourite Buffy episode?
That's such a hard question! I can't just pick one, so I'll cheat and pick seven: "Revelations", "Consequences", "The Wish", "This Year's Girl", "Tabula Rasa", "Normal Again", and "Bring on the Night".

Favourite Angel episode?
Hmm...again, too many, but not as much, so I'll pick three: "Rm w/a Vu", "Five By Five", and "A Hole in the World".

Favourite Buffy figure?
Doppelgangland Willow

Favourite Angel figure?
Series 1 MAC Cordy

Ever been to Ireland?
Nope

If no would you like to go sometime?
It wouldn't be my first choice, but sure.

What's your favourite band/singer at the moment?
Mindless Self Indulgence

Which band/singer do you think is WAY overrated?
Band: Panic!!!11zomg at the Disco / Singer: Beyoncé...she needs to jiggle her ass off a cliff.

Why the name firecracker?
I was born on the 4th of July, and my mom always used to call me her "firecracker baby". I also love Faith, and her mom called her Firecracker too, so it worked out.

What just irritates you?
As a pedestrian, I hate it when I'm about to cross a street, but wait for a car to turn, and they just stop and motion for me to go. I'm like "You idiot...you could've already turned, in the 7 awkward seconds you used to let me 'go first'" SO ANNOYING. I've actually gave dirty looks, even though they're just trying to be nice.

What do you think of my new banner and icon?
It's very...blue! I don't really like Xena, but the images are nicely blended.

[firecracker]

Sammie's questions

Why do you love Faith so much?
She's such a messy character! She's got problems all over the place. I love fucked up characters, because they're so much richer. The fact that she'll never be able to fully redeem herself is such a hard thing to deal with, and her struggle with that is very entertaining, in a morbid sort of way. I can relate to her on some levels, but I'm a lot less psychotic; I've only killed two people.

What do you think about "America's Next Top Model"?
Horrible.

Where do you love to shop?
I don't really limit myself to one store like all those trendbots. If I'm at a place that has something I like, I'll buy it.

What's your favorite color? and your least favorite?
FavoriteS: black and green. Least favorite: cyan. It's so ugly and looks contaminated.

How many times a day do you visit the forum?
Depends on what I'm doing. If I'm on the computer, I'll come onto the forum every hour or so if I'm bored.

Xbox or PS2?
Xbox. It has better graphics. I always hear PS2ers bitch on Xbox, saying how few games it has and what not. Well DUH! Xbox is "younger" than PlayStation. I hate the controllers for PlayStation, and the graphics are less than great.

Pepsi or Coke?
Coke. Pepsi is too sweet.

Favorite ice cream flavor?
Moose Tracks! Mmm! It's like, chocolate, with chunks of MORE chocolate. I love chocolate anything. Except for those big chocolate bunnies I always get in my Easter basket. Those taste like sugared tree bark.

Favorite month of the year? and why?
October. It's usually not too cold or hot, where I live anyway. Plus...Halloween!

[firecracker]

NaturallyBuffBuff's questions

ITS ABOUT EFFING TIME !!
I KNOW, RIGHT?!?

1) What's your favorite kinda juice?
Orange

2) Dont you just LOVE Roseanne?
Yes, she's fat and hilarious.

3) Wasnt Carving pumkins fun, yet extremely hard?
YES. I HATE THAT STUPID PROGRAM. IT ATE MY ARIEL PUMPKIN!

4) Are you and Ooma Loompa Loving wangdoodle?
I hate Oompa Loompas. They're disgusting midgets. Wangdoodles are weird. I have a book that my third-grade teacher gave me called "The Last of the Really Great Wangdoodles" by Julie Edwards, and I just read it again like 3 months ago. It lacked the punch it had when I was eight.

5) Isnt Peter Griffin fucking sexy?
No, Mike. That's fucking sick. I know you get turned on by fatasses, but that's not my thing.

6) Would you do it with Roseanne?
No, but I'd let her be my fat, jolly friend.

7) Why are you converting me into Firecracker Jr?
You're converting yourself into Firecracker Jr!

8) Isnt Ariel the sexiest biotch ever?
Yes. I want to rub her scales.

9) Arent you excited because your hot seat started a exactly a week before The Little Mermaid Platinum Edition comes out?
Well, not really. But I'm excited that I'm in the hot seat and that TLM : PE comes out next week.

10) Do you ever urinate your pants?
Yes, who hasn't? I haven't pissed myself in like 3 minutes though.

11) Do you ever laugh like Peter Griffin and you dont even know it?
OMG NEVER

12) Can I have your cat?
No. She's MINE. *beats you with a zuccini*

13) Have you ever kicked someone in the face?
No, but I've been thinking about doing that to my friend Christine sometime...

14) If you could fight like Faith or Beatrix Kiddo, who would you wanna beat up/Kill?
George Bush Jr, because I could probably get away with it if I were an ~AsSaSsiN~

15) Who's your top 5 favorite people in this forum
AngelAficionado, NaturallyButtSlutt, a dusty pile x, Girl Power...and that's all, sadly.

16) who do you just wanna punch in the face on this forum...ahaha
Honestly? Afer.

17) If you try to dodge any questions, I'll spit in your hair.
And then I'll flutter to where you live, and snap your spine.

18) Are you chasing the starlight?
No, but I'm chasing the band that created that song so that I can nuke them all.

19) Isnt The Nightmare Before Christmas WAY overrated?
Yes. I fucking HATE all those stupid-ass Hot Topic fads. I actually used to enjoy that movie, until I started seeing it everywhere at school and got sick of it.

20) Favorite food?
Taquitossssss! So good! Especially with guacamole!

21) What's your favorite Color?
Red and black.

22) Do you like the feeling of peeing after you had to go for a long time?
Yes. It's better than ejaculation.

I'll be back with more
o rly

[DanMan]

halfrek said:

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After an overwhelming successful hot seat with AngelAficionardo, I thought I’d try and match the success by letting his partner in crime have a spin – Firecracker!

Partner in Crime? What's he talking about?

[firecracker]

DanMan's question

Partner in Crime? What's he talking about?
Oh, James and I go around together, robbing banks and murdering people.

[AngelAficionado]

Do you shave your pubic hair?

Would you like Afer to read that he's your least favourite member?

Would you let Roseanne sit on your face for a price?

What price?

Two of the most annoying members have a knife fight, who are they and who wins?

Do you feel proud of your Mexican heritage?

Who's hotter Queen Chola Feebz, or Mondo-Thighs Parading Pregnant Piper?

What is you love so much about gaps?

Do you REALLY think I'm evil/Kathryn?

WHY DO YOU HATE CORDELIA?

What's so great about Dylan? Why is she better than Alex?

If you had to, who would you rather sleep with, Christine (no makeup, full milkshake mode) or Dereck (in a white sweaty string vest)?

MURR L8R BOO!

[naturallybuffbuff]

I have more....

1) Are you jealous because I recently got a sexy Ariel blanket?

2) Do you ever just sit outside and make fun of Ugly cars?

3) Do you like Pineapple?

4) Did Afer do something to you that made you wanna punch him?

5) Please dont kill muse...then I'll be sad...for a couple of minutes

6) What's your favorite show other than Buffy/Angel/Firefly?

7) When you were little, what was the worst thing you did?

8) Isnt the Flux Capacitor hott?

9) Bevis or Butthead?

10) Peter Griffin or Homer Simpson

11) Would you work for beer?

12) Are people who play Fag of Warcraft I mean...World Of Warcraft, nerds?

13) Are you a conformist?

14) Do you like Chili Powder?

15) Remember Eureeka's Castle?

16) AHAH wasnt that Adventures in Wonderland Opening theme the lamest thing ever yet it was so cool because the graphics back then?

17) Dont you wanna shoot the makers of Halo?

18) Do you like christmas shopping or do you just wanna die in December?

19) Why do girls always say "I would Die" ex.."God I would Die if I were in heels"

20) Do you hate California?

21) Would you ever move to New York?

22) What's there to do in Delaware

24) Bobba Fett or Jango Fett?

25) Pokemon or Digimon?

26) When's the last time you farted in public?

27) Have you ever snarted? (sneezed and farted from pressure?)

28) Did it burn? LOL

[hitnrun017]

Paris Hilton fan?

Would you let Gogo kill you?

Ever seen an episode of Grey's Anatomy?

Fast food?

Pets?

[firecracker]

AngelAficionado's questions

Do you shave your pubic hair?
I did once, but my region got all itchy and red. Never again!

Would you like Afer to read that he's your least favourite member?
Yes.

Would you let Roseanne sit on your face for a price?
There's no price worth dying for.

What price?
See above.

Two of the most annoying members have a knife fight, who are they and who wins?
100% Mattisfaction Guaranteed vs. Afer. My money is on Matt though, since he watches lots of girl wrestling.

Do you feel proud of your Mexican heritage?
I'M NOT MEXICAN, YOU SMUG TWAT. I'm ~SpaNisH~ and I really don't care about my heritage. All that matters is that I'm mostly white. JUST KIDDING. I love Spaniards!

Who's hotter Queen Chola Feebz, or Mondo-Thighs Parading Pregnant Piper?
If I HAVE to choose...then Feebzter. She can uncholafy herself, but Piper just always seems to be fat.

What is you love so much about gaps?
I love being able to lick the enamel on the sides. Especially when I'm making out with Brookers.

Do you REALLY think I'm evil/Kathryn?
I think you want to be but ur jus 2 cioote 2 b evil!

WHY DO YOU HATE CORDELIA?
Because she got a douched-out haircut in season three and then got fat in season four.

What's so great about Dylan? Why is she better than Alex?
Dylan's more bad-ass. I love Alex too though.

If you had to, who would you rather sleep with, Christine (no makeup, full milkshake mode) or Dereck (in a white sweaty string vest)?
UGH! JAMES! This has to be the most disgusting question you've ever asked me. I plead the 28th, the right to not have to answer sick-ass questions regarding Chola and Cholo.

MURR L8R BOO!
K LUV!

[firecracker]

NaturallyBuffBuff's questions

I have more....
Evidently!

1) Are you jealous because I recently got a sexy Ariel blanket?
Yes. I want it. Or we can just do the dirty underneath it. Like Spike and Buffy under Spike's rug! How romantic!

2) Do you ever just sit outside and make fun of Ugly cars?
No, but I've done it in the past.

3) Do you like Pineapple?
Yes. I didn't when I was younger though. It's weird how taste buds change.

4) Did Afer do something to you that made you wanna punch him?
Not really. It's just his existence that bothers, that's all.

5) Please dont kill muse...then I'll be sad...for a couple of minutes
Every time you say "Starlight", I think of something really annoying and stinky.

6) What's your favorite show other than Buffy/Angel/Firefly?
Veronica Mars

7) When you were little, what was the worst thing you did?
I accidently killed my cat, Shadow, when I was like four. He liked to burrow in the couch cushions, and one day I sat on him and he suffocated or something. I cried like hell, and on top of that, I got beat by both my mom and stepdad.

8) Isnt the Flux Capacitor hott?
I don't know what that is.

9) Beavis or Butthead?
Neither. I hate that show.

10) Peter Griffin or Homer Simpson
Peter!

11) Would you work for beer?
If I really want some.

12) Are people who play Fag of Warcraft I mean...World Of Warcraft, nerds?
I've never seen/played that game.

13) Are you a conformist?
No. I do things because I want to.

14) Do you like Chili Powder?
No.

15) Remember Eureeka's Castle?
Yes, I had a Eureeka puppet that I named "Costa Rica" when I was little.

16) AHAH wasnt that Adventures in Wonderland Opening theme the lamest thing ever yet it was so cool because the graphics back then?
LMAO YES! I actually used to watch that show, too.

17) Dont you wanna shoot the makers of Halo?
Not really.

18) Do you like christmas shopping or do you just wanna die in December?
I don't shop for people yet. I just get presents, unless it's someone really really special, then I'll go get them a present.

19) Why do girls always say "I would Die" ex.."God I would Die if I were in heels"
I've never heard that...

20) Do you hate California?
A little bit.

21) Would you ever move to New York?
If I could afford it.

22) What's there to do in Delaware
Go ask a Delawarian.

24) Bobba Fett or Jango Fett?
Neither, I hate Star Wars.

25) Pokemon or Digimon?
Pokemon

26) When's the last time you farted in public?
I DUNNO

27) Have you ever snarted? (sneezed and farted from pressure?)
LMAO I don't think so.

28) Did it burn? LOL
SEE ABOVE, HO!

[firecracker]

hitnrun017's questions

Paris Hilton fan?
Not really, but I like The Simple Life. Moreso when they were together.

Would you let Gogo kill you?
Totally! I get off on being killed by school girls in plaid.

Ever seen an episode of Grey's Anatomy?
Yup! I've seen almost every episode. Love it.

Fast food?
Taco Bell is good, even though it's like...toxic sludge.

Pets?
A kitty named Billie! She's adorable.

[SlayerLV]

Who is your favorite actor AND actress outside of the Buffyverse?
What is your favorite movie?
What is your favorite song?
Do you like X-Men(the comic not the movies)? If so who is your favorite mutant?
What is your favorite cartoon?
Do you like horror movies? If so what's your favorite?

[Lauri]

Your ideal job?

Your most hated job?

Scarriest horror movie?

Funniest comedy movie?

[firecracker]

SlayerLV's questions

Who is your favorite actor AND actress outside of the Buffyverse?
Uma Thurman and Seann William Scott.

What is your favorite movie?
A lot, but one of my favorites is Kill Bill...either volume because I love them both.

What is your favorite song?
Right now, it's "Straight to Video" by MSI

Do you like X-Men(the comic not the movies)? If so who is your favorite mutant?
Yesss! I love X-Men! Rogue is my favorite. I love her slackjaw yokel accent. I wasn't really pleased with Anna Paquin playing her in the movies though. They should've cast someone with more of that edge look. I really didn't like the Rogue in the movies either. She was so whiny! And so much of her storyline was cut out! This is why I like her in the comics more.

What is your favorite cartoon?
The Little Mermaid and Family Guy.

Do you like horror movies? If so what's your favorite?
I used to really loved horror movies, but they don't have much of an effect on my anymore. Gore and blood and guts...none of that unnerves me the way it used to. Is that bad? But one of my favorite scary movies is Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the one with Jessica Biel. I actually used to hate Jessica Biel, but ever since I saw "The Illusionist", she doesn't seem so bad. Verrrryyyy good movie. I recommend it!

[firecracker]

warriorprince's questions

Your ideal job?
Actor or artist.

Your most hated job?
I haven't had one yet, but I'd hate to work at a grocery store. They're always so cold and perfect-looking.

Scariest horror movie?
The last one to really get to me was "The Hills Have Eyes", the new one.

Funniest comedy movie?
"Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic"